Well being that you are reading this and being that I wrote it on Tuesday, it is safe to say that I lived through Black Friday and my 40th birthday. I had so many wonderful birthday wishes and jokes that the day turned out to be not that bad. It seemed as though I partied all weekend with dinner on Friday night with the Staff/Elder team of COC and then lunch on Sunday with my family. It was like a 3 day long birthday. Can't beat it. My wife, Sarah, was so kind to me and put all kinds of things together for this great event in my life!!! I appreciate your thoughtfulness, love and graciousness to me. She gave me a glass that had written on it many of the signs that you are 40 and most are pretty hilarious. So, I thought I'd share them with you this week in my blog so you can fully understand where I am in my life! You Know You Are 40 When:
1. Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
2. Work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
3. Your back is hairier than your head. (I resemble this one too well)
4. You suck in your gut and it doesn't go away. (Don't say a word)
5. Your back goes out more than you do.
6. You're in an elevator and your favorite song comes on.
7. People call you at 10 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
8. Everything either hurts or doesn't work anymore.
9. You are told to slow down by your doctor, not the police.
10. You remember when a dollar was considered a generous allowance.
If you are over 40 you can relate. If you are under 40...see what you have to look forward to! I just keep telling myself 40 is the new 20.
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